"Life flies by like lightning. Before you know it, you're struck down."
-Billy Joe Armstrong

"See, the problem with men is God gave us a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams

"Have you ever noticed anyone driving slower than you is an idiot
and anyone driving faster is a maniac?"
-George Carlin

"Live, live for now, live for him, live for her, live for you, just live!"

"One who has never seemed crazy has never been alive."

"Don't take life too seriously. You won't survive it anyway."