Quotes by Jessi

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  • Rain, Rain go away , come back and piss on me another day

    18 years ago
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  • Hard work will pay off later laziness pays off now

    16 years ago
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  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy sumthing

    16 years ago
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  • If you die in a elevator be sure to hit the up button

    16 years ago
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  • I though I wanted a career turns out I just wanted a paycheck

    16 years ago
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  • I said for better or worse not forever

    16 years ago
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  • I couldn't repair the brake so I made the horn louder

    16 years ago
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  • My husband and I were happy for 20 years then we met

    16 years ago
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  • I was the best man in the wedding, if I'm the best man why is she marrying him?

    16 years ago
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  • Money isnt everything but it sure keeps that kids in touch

    16 years ago
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