"I'm not lazy; I just lack motivation."

"I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe."

"You have been summoned to court for trespassing my dreams, stealing my heart and robbing my feelings. If guilty: you are sentenced to be with me forever. How do you plead?"

*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*

A million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

The best love is the one sprung from friendship

"Laughter is the Language of the Soul."