A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sittin next to you, sayin "man we f@#%&d up"

You so black and yo teeth so yellow, when you smile you look like a steelers helmet

I want to be the girl you point to and say, "that's her"

I beleive....that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and then find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party

Todo mi amor, todo mi vida

Love means nothing in tennis

If it never rained, how would the grass grow?

I love you for what you are, but more than that, I love you for what you are not

You are the verse I could never write, the song I could never sing,

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my toys to break
(so the other kids can't play with 'em)