Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

You think you got game, you think you a winner, but compared to me your just a beginner

I have a short attention *gasp* A LLAMA!!

-x-i gave everything to be his nothing-x-..

You think he cares about you and everything will be fine your with him for the longest time and then one day it all dissapears

The Tree Outside Looks Lonely.. I'm Going Outside To Give It A Hug!!

Every1 has slow moments mine just come more often