Quotes by Takmypants

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  • Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost.

    19 years ago
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  • Life is like a box of colored condoms...no madder witch one you pick, your still gonna get screwed!!!

    19 years ago
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  • ~$~$~ITS NOT MY FAULT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE CRAZY...i dont like them...they are telling me to free all the kangaroos in the zoo...so i'll will be back shortly...~$~$~

    19 years ago
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  • I just bought a new radio for my car.Its funny because when I say rock a rock song comes on.When I say rap a rap song comes on.But the other day a bunch of little kids ran in front of my car I yelled'f**king kids!A Michael Jackson song came on

    19 years ago
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  • Every1 has slow moments mine just come more often

    19 years ago
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  • The Tree Outside Looks Lonely.. I'm Going Outside To Give It A Hug!!

    19 years ago
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  • You think he cares about you and everything will be fine your with him for the longest time and then one day it all dissapears

    19 years ago
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  • -x-i gave everything to be his nothing-x-..

    19 years ago
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  • I have a short attention *gasp* A LLAMA!!

    19 years ago
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  • You think you got game, you think you a winner, but compared to me your just a beginner

    19 years ago
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