You put the retard in retard.

If we werent suppose to mispronounce words, then why do they spell them so funny?

Every time you miss me just look up at the moon and remember that I would be looking at that same moon, except where I am the sun's out, and that wouldn't be too pleasant to look at.

If I were God three quarters of the population would be dead... let's be glad I'm not God.

Love is like driving a car. Never go too fast, because if you hit a wall, the damage will be irraversable.

ok so this is pretty stupid