I like noise...I need noise...when its quiet i can hear my brain cells dying...

If jesus had grown up to be an agent, instead of walking on water would he have walked on people?

Everyday I beat my own previous record for a number of consecutive days that i have stayed alive....

When I die my soul will go up on the roof and get stuck there...the antena will catch ahold of my shirt

A fool says in his heart "there is no God" a wise man says it to everyone!

If love is the answer then what is the question?

Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

Love is not a matter of age or looks, its a matter of state of mind.