Your favorite accident.

Money cant buy you happiness, but they can buy you marshmallows, which is sorta the same thing.

Beans. beans. are good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better it feels
so have some beans for every meal!

-vanessa.

Real eyes realize real lies.

Real eyes realize real lies.

Did you know penguins cant fly.
well they do kinda underwater.
but you call that swimming!

-john

If Miss-issippi
known as skippy
gave Miss-ouri
full of fury
her New Jersey
to wear to the fair
oh what oh what would
Dela-Ware?

i dont know but Alaska!

A wise man once told me.

" he who put hands in pants is not crazy, but feels nuts!"

.

*boy talking to a bi-polar girl.

*girl-omg!!! i miss you!!!!

boy- i miss you too!!!

*girl- NO YOU DONT!!!!!FUUUCK!

You're talking to a girl who has had her heart broken, cried for continuous hours, yelled & screamed for help. a girl who turned her back on the world.. & a girl who did nothing but love someone who couldn't love her back.