I like my boyfriend; I luv my best friend; but I adore my dog

Men r like parking spaces- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped

Wen u are blue a true friend would help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad

True luv never has a happy ending b/c tru luv never ends

U realize how much u luv sum1 wen they r gone unless ur the one who dumped them. Then u just laugh

Those who think that they are the most mature turn out to be the ones that are the least

Gurl: I love you so much
Boi: How much?
Gurl:I can't say
Boi: What?! Why?!
Gurl: Because the amount I love you is unmeasureable....its uncontainable
Boi: I love you too

Those who think that they are the most mature turn out to be the ones that are the least