Paupers don't defy my friendship
Liars do!

If I were a tree
then you would be the apple
That made many to come and
eat from me

She calls you a red-butted stinky b***h.. so what?...Afterall, it takes a red-butted stinky b***h to know one!

You're so fly
You're so hot!
Watch out bawy, don't take no bull cuz this kinda words gonna kill you one day one time

I am a flag
But you are the pole
And without you, I wouldn't stand up so tall

It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!

My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

I won a National Math Contest last week. So what if it was meant for the grade 3s and I am a grade 10!

Sex is like a sweet wrapped in bag and if wrongly used may cause tooth decay.

Tonight as you bow and pray dont forget to say
"Bless me Lord so that I may be a blessing to others."