Your eyes do not guide you alone, though the teamwork of your mind gets you through life.

A real friend will come bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "dang, we screwed up."

When things are new and improved, are they new as in they are the first product, or are they inproved as in there was a product before it?

Don't give up on your hopes and dreams yet, you never know what you can accomplish if you put your rear to gear and your mind on the beer.

"If the other kids jumped off the cliff would you do it too?"

"OF course not, god i'd obviously take a damn parachute, geez i'm not THAT stupid"

3 rights = a left - 3 ups = a stroll - 3 lefts, 2 rights, 1 up and 7 downs = disoriented

You Can Never Stop Thinking

Cause You Are Thinking Not To Think

Jared Gallant~

Stand On Your Own Two Feet

If your not standing your probobly on

the floor because someone knocked

you off your own two feet because you

stood on theirs.

Your Hunger Controls Your Mind,

Your Mind Controls Your Body,

Your Body Gets You To The Fridge,

...Helpful eh?

- take care of your body, or you WILL loose control

You'll Never Realize How
Close You Are To
Crossing The
Line 'Till
You Realise
Your Head Is Level
With It!