Don't let a guy run his string cheese through your grater before you're married.

If someone tells you to pour your yogurt all over their parfet, it's time for you to run.

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.

All the love that history knows,
is said to be in a single rose.
Yet all that could be found in two,
is less than what I feel for you.