Life is a funny thing that happened on the way to the grave

*I have no real purpose
*I'm just there to take up space
*Just a worthless human being
*With tears streaming down my face

Silence is golden, but duct tape is shiny!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

I would rip out my heart for you.
Would you do the same for me?

I was the only one in your heart.

But I wasn't the only one in your world.

I want to say thank you.~
For making me realize that I deserve better than you.~

You said you would be there for me.
I didn't know you were there for my boyfriend, too.

Can I have my heart back? You don't take good care of it.

Paradise isn't too far away. It's the way you get there that makes it seem far.