Giving head is a stupid idea......they never get any smarter

Pick up lines are like head lines
stupid and don't make sence

Women are like telephones
we like to be held
we like to be talk to
but if you push the wrong button
you'll be disconected!!!!

Golf and sex are the only two things you can do without having to be good at them.

Love is like an ocean....you never know which way its taking you.

The only rose with no thorns is love

If volleyball was easy....... it would be football!

Show your man some class and don't write his name where you wipe your ass!!

Live everyday like you would live it in heaven!

Love is confusing, but love is also life. It keeps us interested but also keeps us wondering!