The bond couldn't be stronger if we were brothers,

regardless of us living with different mothers,

we are the best team and always surpass others,

as for my best friend, his name is jon, and we'll always have one another.

Trip on a skip,
you'll fall on your hip,
dont walk so slow,
watch where you go,
be quick,
two sticks,
five bills,
run for the hills,
three chimes,
stop on a dime,
should i write more,
im not so sure......

Broken hearts are fatal, but i shall never die because my plastic heart cannot love.

Nothing is better is finding a woman with flaws, it hides the imperfection in men

I saw this quote in a book once.

if love is blind, then marriage is the institution for the blind

When you bounce on a dead tree branch,
it will break and you will fall.

and you'll get hurt. i did. you will too.

If practice makes perfect,
yet no one is perfect,
then why practice?