"Love is friendship, but friendship is not love."Which I don't beleive.

Good Friend!!
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "damn, that was fun!"

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that -- sex for money costs less."