Quotes by Dancing On The Ceiling

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    BOY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A LOT OF CUTE BOYS?
    GiRL: SURE i GUESS
    BOY: WELL THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO COME iN A MiRRIOR MASE WiTH ME

    MY FRIEND SAiD THAT TO ME AND i THOUGHT iT WAS WiCKED CORNY...

    19 years ago
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  • ... i WALKED iNTO WENDYS AND i GO UP TO THE COUNTER AND THE GUY WORKiNG THERES NAME WAS RONALD McDONALD

    HOW FUNNY iS THAT RONALD McDONALD WORKiNG AT WENDYS

    (true story)

    19 years ago
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  • ... BOY JUST GAVE HiS GiRLFRiEND A FAKE DAiMOND RiNG...

    BOY: i KNOW iT'S NOT REAL BUT iTS THE BEST i CAN DO
    GiRL: i DON'T CARE BOUT NO DiAMOND ALL i REALLY WANT IT YOU...

    - from a movie (but i forgot the name of it)

    19 years ago
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  • ... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
    1)THEY WONT YELL @U
    2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
    3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
    4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

    19 years ago
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  • ... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
    1)THEY WONT YELL @U
    2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
    3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
    4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

    19 years ago
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  • ... i LOVE YOU SO MUCH...

    WHEN i COUNT MY BLEESiNGS i COUNT YOU TWiCE...

    19 years ago
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  • ... HE MAKES ME [O][F][F] [B][E][A][T] AND
    [R][O][U][T][i][N][E] ALL AT ONCE...

    19 years ago
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  • ... i NEED A GUY WHO WiLL GO RUNNiNG iN THE RAiN, WHO WiLL SiNG AND DANCE OUT LOUD iN A QUiET LiBRARY, WHO WiLL DO ANYTHiNG iT TAKES TO MAKE ME LAUGH...

    {i NEED A MALE VERSiON OF ME}

    19 years ago
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  • ... HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT HE WAS DOiNG AND iF HE WAS WONDERiNG WHAT YOU WERE DOiNG?...

    19 years ago
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  • ... A PHOTO ALBUM NEVER HAS THE DOWN MOMENTS iN A RELATIONSHiP...
    BUT THOSE OCCASiONS ARE THE THiNGS THAT GET US TO ONE BLiSSFUL SNAPSHOT TO ANOTHER...

    19 years ago
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