...HE MAKES HER FEEL LiKE THE MOST BEAUTiFULLEST PERSON iN THE WORLD HE TALKS TO HER SO GENTLY AND SWEETLY...

{NOT KNOWiNG HE'S SAYiNG THE SAME THiNG TO HiS OTHER "ALMOST" GiRLFRiEND}...

HAPPENED TODAY :(

... WHAT'S YOURS iS OURS...
AND WHAT'S MiNE IS...

[M][I][N][E]....

DRRRRR :)

TEACHER: WHY WERE YOU LATE THiS MORNiNG?

POPULAR PRETTY GiRL: OH iT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO TAKE ALL MY BEAUTY MEDALS OFF MY PAJAMAS

(ALL OF THiS BEiNG SAiD NOT KNOWiNG SHE HAD TOiLET PAPER STUCK ON HER SHOE)

I LOVE [Y][O][U]
BUT YOU LOVE [H][E][R]

LOVE [S][T][i][N][K][S]...

ONLY iN DREAMS DOES TRUE LOVE OCCUR

...iF WE WERE A MOViE...

i WOULD LOOSE MY BREATH WHEN YOU KiSSED HER

AND YOU WOULD HAVE NO iDEA THAT i SHOULD WiN
AN OSCAR FOR THiS SCENE i'M iN...

...iF WE WERE A MOViE...

YOU'D BE THE RiGHT GUY...

AND i'D BE THE BESTFRiEND...

(THAT YOU'D FALL iN LOVE WiTH iN THE END)

WE YOU FiNALLY KiSSED ME...
iTS LiKE MY FANTASY CAME TRUE...

...iT MAY HAVE BEEN MiSSiNG A UNiCORN AND A RAiNBOW...

BUT iT WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD...

WHEN SHE SAW HiS NAME ON CALLER iD SHE GOT A LiTTLE EXCiTED
FROM THAT MOMENT HER HEART WAS iGNiTED

BUT WHEN HE CALL TO TALK ABOUT HER FRIEND, NOT HER
EVERYTHING JUST BECAME A BLUR

SHE FiNALLY WORE THAT iTSY BiTSY TEENY WEENY
YELLOW POLKA DOT BiKiNi

NOT BECAUSE iT WOULD SHOW OFF HER BELLY AND HER BUTT

BUT BECAUSE HE STiLL LOVE HER NO MATTER WHAT