LAUGHTER TRANSLATES iNTO ANY LANGUAGE!!!

...iF U DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHiNG ...

YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHiNG

...iF U DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHiNG ...

YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHiNG

BOY'S EYEiNG GiRL, GiRL iS EYEiNG THE BOY.

GiRL WALKS UP THE SCHOOL STAiRS N SEES HiM WALK iNTO A LOCKER, SEEiNG THAT SHE TRiPS AND FALLS UP THE STAiRS

AND BOY COMES OVER TO SEE iF SHE'S OK AND SAYS "LiFE'S FUNNY iSN'T iT"

He sees though everything but my heart

A flight attendant was checking tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

A flight attendant was checking tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

WHEN DREAMiNG WiTH A BROKEN HEART WAKiNG UP iS THE WORST PART

IN HiS EYES iS WHERE HOPE LiES

CLOSE DOESNT COUNT UNLESS iTS HORSESHOES AND HANDGRENADES...