... GUYS ARE LiKE MARTiNiS...
ONES NOT ENOUGH...
BUT TWOS TOO MANY...

BOY HEY GUESS WHAT i FOUND OUT
GiRL WHAT
BOY THERE COMiN OUT W/ A TiTANiC 2
GiRL OMG RELE i LOVE THAT MOViE NOW THERES GUNA B A SECOND 1

THiS GOES ON FOR LiKE 5 MiN
BOY OMG UR STUPiD THERE CANT BE A TiTANiC 2 THEY DiE iN THE END OF THE FiRST ONE

...i ONLY GO OUT WiTH GUYS THAT i REALLY LiKE...

i BROKE THAT RULE FOR YOU...

AND i SHOULDN'T HAVE ...

...WE'RE ALL CLOSE FRiEND ME HiM AND HER

i KNOW HE LiKES HER AND SHE KNOWS i LiKE HiM...

BUT SHE DOESN'T SEE HOW HE FEELS ABOUT HER AND HE HAS YET TO SEE HOW i FEEL

LOVE MAKES PEOPLE SO UNAWARE...

5'4" BUT i LOOK UP TO HER AS iF SHE'S 10 FEET TALL

SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO CATCH ME iF i FALL

-FROM A POEM OF MiNE

... i DON'T LiKE HiM LiKE HiM I JUST LiKE KiSSiNG HiM...

BOY: R U FALLiNG iN LOVE WiTH ME?
GiRL: THE QUESTiON iS iF i DO WiLL U CATCH ME?

NO WONDER WHY GOD MADE YOU SO PRETTY ...

TO COVER UP ALL THE CRAZY....

I WENT 2 THE BLOCKBUSTER MOViE STORE AND THATS WHERE i SAW HiM...
BHiND THE COUNTER WORKiN...
HiS BEAUTiFUL EYES AND DEEP VOICE...
TURNS OUT HE'S MY OLDER COUSiN'S FRiEND SUNDDENLY i FiND MYSELF RENTiNG MOViE MORE AND HANGiN W. MY CUZ EVEN MORE....

MY COUSiN HAS THiS REALLY CUTE FRiEND THAT WORKS AT THE BLOCKBUSTER MOViE STORE BUT HE'S A SENiOR AND i'M ONLY A FRESHMAN ...

(VOTE 5 iF YOU THiNK i HAVE A CHANCE)