&& i ALWAYS FALL iN LOVE WiTHT THAT GUY
THAT LOVES THAT BLONDE GiRL

NOT REALLY A QUOTE;; JUST A FEELiNG

-SHELBY :)

&& WHEN YOU COME BACK CRYiNG BECAUSE SHE BROKE YOUR HEART i`LL BE RiGHT WiTH OPEN ARMS

-SHELBY :)

&& EVERYTiME YOU TALK ABOUT HER;; MY HEART BREAKS A LiTTLE MORE

-SHELBY :)

EVERYBODY WATCH OUT::
GiRL iN LOVE ON THE LOOSE!

-SHELBY :)

&& i HAVEN`T TRULY LOVED A BOY iN A LONG TiME! BUT NOW;; i DO LOVE SOMEONE AND HE LOVES ME!

-SHELBY :)

&& HE LOVES HER

-SHELBY :)

SO;; THiS iS WHAT i`VE BEEN WAiTiNG FOR ALL MY LiFE? JUST A SiMPLE HEARTBREAK? i ALWAYS THOUGHT LOVE MEANT BEiNG SWEPT AWAY ON A WHiTE HORSE BY MY PRiNCE CHARMiNG AND RiDiNG iNTO THE SUNSET;; BOY WAS i DUMB!

-SHELBY :)

&& iF i CAN`T HAVE HiM;; i`LL HAVE THE OTHER;; BUT WAiT, HE LOVES HER TOO?

-SHELBY :)

&& PARENTS SPEND THE FiRST PART OF OUT LiVES TEACHiNG US HOW TO WALK AND TALK;; AND THE REST OF iT TELLiNG US TO SiT DOWN AND SHUT UP

-SHELBY :)

ACTUAL HEADLiNE;;

TYPHOON RiPS THROUGH CEMETERY;; HUNDREDS DEAD

(FUNNY)

-SHELBY :)