BRUNETTES HAVE FUN

BLONDES HAVE PHUN

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GUYS WiiTH GLASSES ARE HOT!

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SORRY, MY DOG ATE YOUR NUMBER!

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WHAT PART OF "ii'D RATHER CHEW OFF MY OWN LEG THAN GO OUT WiiTH YOU" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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BOYS ARE LiiKE THE MALL

iiT`S FUN FOR A FEW HOURS

THEN iiT GETS BORiiNG!

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TODAY WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKE-UP!

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ii GAVE HiiM THE WRONG NUMBER! : )

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MEN ARE LiiKE TURTLES

THEY'RE SLOW!

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PLEASE, iiF ii CAN`T BE THiiN

MAKE MY FRiiENDS FAT!

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ACT YOUR SHOE SiiZE!

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