You can always deny that the music is too loud, but when you can't hear someone ask you to turn it down you look like a bigger idiot than you did when you blared the music.

I can't believe that you lied,
when you told me you loved me;
When you stood by my side,
I was blind and couldn't see.
I'm over that, I'm over you
I'm over us, I said I'm through.

Ask me to hold your hand,
and I'll always say no.
Take ahold of my hand,
And I'll never let go...

[Based on a kid who always asked me...and I always said no]

"I love what you did with your hair today,
It truly caught my eye"
"I actually combed it" he said,
and then he bid goodbye.

I took a vow of Celibacy.
I'm free to flirt, but not get hurt.

Who would like to love me?
Soon I'll be enlaced in glitter.
But obviously it's not from love.
Just wait and see what mesmorizes me.

Rob: a diffident nymphomaniac with semi gangsta attributes in correlation to an irresistable charisma.

Is it perfectly normal in the realm of this times to spread winterfresh flavored gum across the underside of a desk?
Or is it just forgotten that the standards of society have shifted where that question must even be asked?

I ask please if you are dying in 3 minutes to call me cuz I'd be really concerned and somehow think of a plot to change it.

The truth is as boring as contraceptive.