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25 THINGS we learn in Middle School
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We think about it, dream about it,
sing about it, lose sleep about it...

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief...

I'm not stupid. I just lack common sense.
I'm not a poser. I just like all kinds of clothes...

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one...

Take.chances.always.tell.the.truth.
Date someone totally wrong for...

Be loved
but never love...

"would you tell me please which way i ought...
"that depends a great deal on where you want...

I do my thing and you do your's.
i am not in this world to live up to your...

"People are often unreasonable, illogical...
Forgive them anyway...