The Teenager 10 Commandments
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I'm not stupid. I just lack common sense.
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We think about it, dream about it,
sing about it, lose sleep about it...

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English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief...

Take.chances.always.tell.the.truth.
Date someone totally wrong for...

Be loved
but never love...

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one...

"would you tell me please which way i ought...
"that depends a great deal on where you want...

I hear a lot of words like "beauty" and...

Even if your heart is soaked in red blood
and you feel as if your feet are stuck deep into...