FiNDiNG a friendship like OURS is impossible
--» its like nailing jello to a wall.

There is a little truth behind every [jk]
and a little curiously behind every [jw]
and a little knowledge behind ever [idk]
and a little emotion behind every [idc]

You're just a song
that everyone knows the words to

He doesn't give me those sparks...
oh no, he gives me the whole firework show.

I'm everything you parents told you
not to be.

Charlie Brown: I think I'm afraid to be happy.
Lucy: How can you be afraid to be happy?
Charlie Brown: Because whenever you get too happy,
something bad always happens.
--Charlie Brown

"“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” - Paris Hilton

Butt-crack
is the new cleavage

Girls like us
don't come around very often
you'll either grow to hate us
or learn to love us
but either way
you're wasting your time
becasue you can't beat us
&& you sure the heck can't join us

Emo: like a Goth,
only a lot less dark
and much more Harry Potter.