Quotes by Heather

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  • Consider this...

    If driving involves thinking then how come some of the dumbest people are good drivers?

    17 years ago
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  • Have you ever noticed how the majority of people with great hair are idiots?

    Examples: Albert Einstien = Genious
    His hair = Yikes

    Brad Pitt = Not so bright
    His hair = Awsome

    Coinicidence... I think not!

    17 years ago
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  • You broke my heart... so tell me which do you love more

    You TV or Stereo?

    17 years ago
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  • Will you be my rainbow after the storm?

    17 years ago
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  • Men are not pigs, pigs are
    Cute
    Considerate
    And Caring

    17 years ago
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  • I gave you my heart.
    You turned it into a yo-yo.
    The sad thing is I gave you the string

    17 years ago
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  • The day you left I realized that you weren't a fairytale, and dreams were meant for sleeping

    17 years ago
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  • "I thought you were my fairytale
    A dream when I'm not sleeping
    A wish upon a star that's coming true"

    - When There Was Me and You

    17 years ago
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  • My heart isn't like a store bought item.
    It doesn't come with a receipt so don't break it.

    17 years ago
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  • If ignorance is bliss then why aren't there more happy people?

    -Anonymous

    17 years ago
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