Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

I'm The Type Of Girl
who walks around the house in bare feet, when it's the dead of winter.
who talks to herself when no friends are near
who listens to the noises outside, just to get to sleep
&&who only needs one thing to survive,...you

Friends are like buttcheeks:
crap may come between them, but they always seem to stick close together

"What is Walmart? Do they sell wall stuff there?"
~Paris Hilton~

What would u do if michael jackson came to ur house? go to work or stay at home?

if u said go to work, then ewwwww u sicko!!!! haha!!! j/p j/p!

Your good friends are the ones who will sit with u at the edge of the pool, when its 'that time of the month'
Your best friends are the ones who will throw u a tampon and pull u in.

So much abuseage,
but there are no scars.
For it was words that hurt me,
but sumtimes,
words hurt the most

When you said you love me, and took my hand and held me close. It was magic. Why couldn't you ever see that? I guess that "i love you" was just another line, huh? I just hope the next one sees through it all...

I didn't write this, but it is still my favorite quote!**:
GOOD FRIENDS will bail you out of jail
while BEST FRIENDS sit beside you in the cell, "saying that was awesome"