Your good friends are the ones who will sit with u at the edge of the pool, when its 'that time of the month'
Your best friends are the ones who will throw u a tampon and pull u in.

What would u do if michael jackson came to ur house? go to work or stay at home?

if u said go to work, then ewwwww u sicko!!!! haha!!! j/p j/p!

"What is Walmart? Do they sell wall stuff there?"
~Paris Hilton~

Friends are like buttcheeks:
crap may come between them, but they always seem to stick close together

I'm The Type Of Girl
who walks around the house in bare feet, when it's the dead of winter.
who talks to herself when no friends are near
who listens to the noises outside, just to get to sleep
&&who only needs one thing to survive,...you

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

Look in my eyes, and tell me you'll be there
forever and ever, and never let go
hold me even tighter now
spin me around to and fro
say that you love me, ever more each day
all i ask is to hold me tight
forever and ever and never let go