I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a baseball bat waiting for me. how does she kno-- OHH ! Right...

Cullenism - My new religion !

Thanks Stephanie Meyer, now everytime I hear thunder I imagine Vampires playing baseball !

Grocery List:
1.Blood
2.Blood
3.Bella[crosses out]

NOT FUNNY JASPER !

Team Edward - Because we wish all guy's were this perfect.

In my mind: Edward is my boyfriend. Alice is my best friend. Emmett is the big brother i wish i had. And Jake.. he's around if i get cold.

Bella Swan - Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.

Team Edward... Because Jacob dosent SPARKLE !

Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen !
What addiction ?
Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen ! Edward Cullen !

While other girls wanted to be balerinas..
I kinda wanted to be a Vampire !