Cooking is ruled illegal in my kitchen - - violators must eat a meal cooked by me!

A family picnic can be loads of fun, or a nightmare for everyone!

Being someone's "hero" is not something you set out to be, it just happens.

No toilet paper in the store bathroom? Just grab the flush away toilet seat covers many public restrooms have! (Hey, it's quicker then asking for someone to hand ya some over)!

Be careful where you step and how loudly ~ what's around the corner may not be what you were hoping for!

I don't cook, clean, or do laundry ~ but, that doesn't make me lazy!

Want a friend for a lifetime? Try a sister ~ they will even put up with your moods!

Ringing in the New Year...Throwing out all the garbage!

If you see steam coming out my ears...you might just want to back off!

Please forgive me in advance for anything I may do that does not fit your standards of "correct"...I try my best to keep things interesting!