Life is better blonde

Pussy is like left overs if it smells bad DONT eat it!!

y did the man cross the street?? he heard the chicken was a sltu

Dont cry cuz its over smile bcuz it happened

Dont tell me how to pick my friends im good at that remember i picked u

I cant make cherrys "pop" but i can make bananas "cream"

Once upon a time there was this gurl she liked this guy he hurt her then he died thee end

Big gurls dont cry they get even

I thought u loved me ....ow thinking hurts!!

IF actions speak louder than words....... then what are you trying to tell me?