The real trouble with my sarcasm is that half the time, when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere

Rumors? oh well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

We live in a society where losing your phone is more serious then losing your virginity.

I hope that when I leave, you will still think of me, not as I am today, but as someone you wanted to stay

Tell me that you love me
&& that you'll never let me go...
(.im.always.up.for.a.good.lie.)

Think of me as you undo her dress.
i hope you hear my voice as you kiss her neck.
and as lust is screaming for its release,
i hope to god your thinking of me.

And when you speak, you confirm everything i already know: you really arent worth my time.

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you'll ruin your mascara

Drink Triple
See Double
Act Single
if you dont remember~it never happend