Quotes by modern day barbie

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  • So basically - I'm gonna go all third grader
    on your ass and double dog dare you to fall in love with me.

    18 years ago
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  • My autobiography:
    i'm the shit. the end =]

    18 years ago
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  • It's amazing how one day
    someone walks into your life,
    and suddenly you cant remember
    how you lived without them <3

    18 years ago
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  • A stranger stabs you in the front
    A friend stabs you in the back
    A boyfriend stabs you in the heart
    A best friend pokes you with a [straw] =)

    18 years ago
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  • Fake friends; never ask for food
    real friends; are the reason you have no food

    18 years ago
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  • People always ask, do you still like him?
    & Honestly, I don't really know, but there's
    just something about him, I can't let go.

    18 years ago
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  • && i just dont get it
    after all this i still like you

    18 years ago
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  • Sometimes the person you wanted the most,
    is the person you were better off without.
    && sometimes you just have to learn that the hard way.

    18 years ago
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  • I'm going get so drunk by the time i wake up i'll have forgetten your face

    18 years ago
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  • What would I be without my friends?
    probably normal.

    18 years ago
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