Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the...
But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks...

That four letter word ending in...k
I think about it night and day...

Gazing through the window at the rain
I wondered from where the rain came...

She walked towards me down our street
my fluttering heart missed a beat...

You can count on me to hold my tongue
I will never ever do you wrong...

Bush and Blair, oh what a pair
they have brought the world...

She lay safe in my arms
her eyes closed in sleep...

I had a date, but in the rain I let her wait.
She was a ravenous beautiful creature...

I took a snapshot of my little tot
then gently lifted her out of her cot...

We sometimes forget the tragedies of the world.
As we sit on our cosy divan with a drink in our...

Along came the plane
It was not flying low...

The youth of today but not all I may say,
have no integrity or moral principles...