You can get anywhere in life if you look serious and carry a clipboard!

I tried sniffing coke once... but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nostrils.

If you can't be good, be good at it.

I owe my success to listening respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!

Always remember your unique... just like everyone else!

Keep smiling, then people think your up to somthing!

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either.

People always mean what they say, they just don't mean to say it!

I'm knot blonde, i'm knot blonde, i'm knot i'm knot!