How many jews can u put in a car...
1 in the front seat
2 in the back seat
about 1000 in the ash tray
I AM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY

If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

Sin is the BEST Saint

I look up to you.... because YOU let me down

Raise ur trucks up cause remeber fat chicks cant jump!!!!

Raise ur car up high... cause remeber fat chicks cant jump

Hey tubby tubby whats so funny find a candy bar in your pocket!!!

Not sure where this came from

" in bed by 8 pm home by 11 pm"

These are a few ways to annoy people.
Construct a series of ropes in ur back yard in certian patterns and tell your neighbors that you are a man spider.
Construct crop circles in your lawn.
Skip as much as possible over walking

When you look into my eyes you see me holding you and kissing you,, but when i look into yours all i see is a blank stare.