It's stupid that they took the n-word out of "Huck Finn", which is one of the greatest works of literature. What's next, "Moby D-word"?

"Katharine's name means PURE TORTURE!!!!"

Life without love is not life at all...

My life is like a politician's office...it has a BIG complaint box right outside the door!

If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk.

There's a fine line between insanity and just Rikki...

*this is Luna's favorite quote*

Rikki! Stop logging off of the dang website!

People ask me if I think my life is a prison...yes. It is. Especially because my best friend and conscience is also my jail guard!

I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!

Our science teacher tells us to wear goggles when we are handling glass. Of course, Nate didn't do anything with the glass--he got cut by a ruler.