If there are thousands of girls who flirt with you, who talk and play and tease with you, then why shouldn’t I be jealous?

If every boy that caught my eye was a star twinkling in the sky, then you, my dear, you are the moon.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and find someone whose life has given them vodka!

That is going to be platinum. That is so platinum, it's ALUMINUM!

Lovers die in the test of time, and best friends are lost forever in the sand, but no matter what, their stories live on forever.

You’re so evil; you could dig in your pockets right now and pull out a day pass from Hell.

“Home is where the heart is, honey. And my heart lives on in you.”

When joy and sorrow mix, why do we end up in tears?

My friend called me a snowman today…then he shot me with a hairdryer.

When death floats ever closer, will you be the eagle who carries me out of harm’s way?