I'm the type of person that you can slit my throat and with my dying breath I'd say: "Sorry for bleeding on your shirt"

Comsumed by sorrow
Powerless to the dark
And hidden in the shadows
Aches my already broken heart

Now that I think about it... Who DID marry the Muffin Man?!

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Boy: Where's your paper bag?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your paper bag to put over your head.
Girl: Excuse me?
Boy: It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all
of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Love is foolish... But I still might try it sometime

Music is... A higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy - Beethoven (1770-1827)

We can plant a house, we can build a tree... I don't care, its up to you =]

Quote by Travis (Aka: Trash)

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, & beer