If i had a dime for every time i saw someone as good-looking as you, I would only have 10 cents.

To be wise is to be able to admit when you are wrong.

Nothing worth knowing can be taught.

Lying is easy, its the truth that is hard.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he is too old to go anywhere.

Its hard to believe that a man is telling you the truth when you know that you would lie too if you were in his place.

Laughter is like a tranquilizer without all the side effects.

Don't repeat anything you wouldn't sign your name to.

Mary had a little lamb...and then the doctor fainted.

Common sense is the most uncommon thing on earth.