Why is that space on a womens body called a waist? well it is one u could easily fit another set if boobs there

Scientists have discovered that every birthday makes a person older

Introducing the new gramatically correct 'Iam POD :) and the newly socailly inept "Iam POD what's your name' hehe

Real eyes realize real lies.

Bacon n Egg - a day's work for the chicken a lifetime commitment for the pig

U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side ways. (my 3 year old nephew said it to me)

'I hate her so much i wouldn't spit in her mouth if her insides were on fire' heard on a soap opera

Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.

To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

I wish i could collect all my tears and drown you