When life gives you lemon..make lemon muffins,and find a old lady allergic to lemons, and feed them to her.

If life gives you lemons...

Make lemon cake, and find a fat girl, and feed it to her.

If life gives you lemons..

throw them at old people.

or demand sugar, and make lemonade.

If life gives you lemons...

find a kid with a paper cut.

I tried to sniff coke once..

the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Doctor's say, that 4 out of 5 people are mentally insane. Check you're 4 friend's, if they're not..you're it.

Lets practice our left and right..you're right! I left!

Like an anorexic in an eating contest..

I'm out.

Like a deaf kid in musical chairs...

I'm out

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Love is like a box of Cheerios..

It's good for the heart.

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