God cant save you if you already fallen

Your a pill, and the only thing that will swallow you is the blade.

:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S

>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)

# Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich

Fat people are harder to kidnap

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream