I Love You is eight letters long......so is BULLSHIT

Smoking can really KILL a person.....
YOUshould try it sometime.

You know you are insane if......Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

Some people are like cheap television sets... they need to be thumped on the side of the head until they get the picture.

You are what you eat
How does stupid
Taste anyway?

Some people smile a lot...
as a disguise... those people
who smile a lot... watch their eyes

MY imaginary Friend Thinks YOU HAVE Serious PROBLEMS

Stress is when you wake up screaming.......

and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.