Never judge someone by who they are in love with; judge them by their friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at their pals.

There is nothing better then a hot cowboy with his shirt off in a pair of ranglers!!!!

Never have serous conversations in the bathroom, b/c you never know who is in the other stalls.

In life its seems that your best friends are the ones who get you in the most trouble.

I didnt say it was youir fault.. i said i was going to blame you!

Never leave your best friend for the popular guy, b/c the popular guy will leave you for his best friend.

If you cheat on your boyfriends with your ex, make sure your ex still dont have fillings for you."