If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why'd they write a damn song about it

you know the song
"jimmy cracks corn and i don't care..."

"you cant make a box square"
-kendra

You know that i used to have super human powers. i didnt even tell no one and then i tried flying and my phsyciatrist put me in this jacket that makes me hug myself and they gave me some candy but it took all my powers away.

Were you in tha boat when tha boat tipped ova

NOOOO SILLY I WAS IN THA WATA
(ALL DONE IN A ENGLISH ACCCENT)(try it when your board with a close friend its funny as krap when your bored)

Even though you sadden me with everything you do,
even though you thought it was time for me to go,
just please always know,
i do love you,
and at least i can say that i WAS your boo!