Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

They say hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance!

Love is like a baseball game...3 strikes and you're out.

Can i have your picture, so i can show Santa what i want for christmas?

I'm yours 'til the sun sets on eternity, and you're mine forever after.

Forever my heart will be with you, until the sky's no longer blue. When the stars disappear from above, that's how long you'll have my love.

Parents should keep theirs wallets open, and their mouths shut.

A heart is a muscle, not a sign of affection. Or i'd be dead...death by rejection.

It's better to die standing...than live on your knees!

You can pick your nose, and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.