Everyone is crazy, some people are just more up-front about it.

If band had leagues...

I'd be in varsity. :)

We don't like what we don't understand.

Can't say something nice?

Write it down!

Confomity is boring.

It's easier to dance to music when it's to the beat of your own drum.

Just because God put it on the earth...

Doesn't give you the right to smoke it.

And on the 8th day God made the marching band.

They say geeks join band?

Ha!

Imagine the pathetic losers that don't...

Stop pretending to be smart, you're embarrassing yourself....